The Mystery Of The Space Shuttle In That Simpsons Episode Where Homer Went To Space. Remember the Simpsons episode where Homer was sent into orbit? It had Buzz Aldrin and James Taylor as guests, and gave the world the Overlord Meme. The episode was titled Deep Space Homer, and I have some serious questions and theories about the spacecraft featured in the episode, a strange spaceplane called the Corvair spacecraft. The episode aired on February 2. NASA project to re- ignite interest in the space program by sending an “average American” into space. ![]() Luckily for the show, that average American selected was Homer Simpson, and he was rocketed into orbit with real- life astronaut Buzz Aldrin and real- fiction astronaut Race Banyon. What interests me here, though, is the spacecraft that took Homer into space. When the episode aired in 1. NASA was still launching the Space Shuttle orbiters into space on a fairly regular basis. These spacecraft were very well known to Americans, and visually they had a distinctive look that most American television viewers would recognize and understand instantly. You’d think representing the Space Shuttle as it was known to most people would be the way to go for the episode. ![]() For some reason, that’s not what happened. The spacecraft they used was called the Corvair spacecraft—the name is interesting to me as a car geek because, of course, it refers to Chevrolet’s infamous air- cooled, rear- engined compact car, which Ralph Nader famously claimed was “unsafe at any speed.” The name is also likely a play on Convair, the aircraft company. The Corvair was clearly a spaceplane like the real Space Shuttle orbiters, but that’s where the similarity ended. It was far smaller- seeming than an actual shuttle orbiter, about 1/3 the length, and was launched in a different configuration as well. Instead of being mounted to the side of the large central fuel tank and flanked by solid rocket boosters like the shuttle NASA actually used, the Corvair was mounted atop a large rocket with four strap- on boosters. It looked dramatically different than the space shuttles we knew, and I haven’t found any good justification of why the Simpsons artists and producers decided they should come up with a new spacecraft design. Photo gallery, plot outline, cast list, trivia, mistakes, quotes, user reviews, and a message board. What interests me here, though, is the spacecraft that took Homer into space. When the episode aired in 1994, NASA was still launching the Space Shuttle orbiters into. Star hot-bodied athlete Annie Harping yearns to be a Nympho-Slave again while Dr. Heather Slick receives a case for the Office of Sexual Deviancy from the LAPD as a. You may be tempted to push your Datsun 280ZX into a lake. For it is charming in its own way. And you should appreciate it for what it is. ![]() I’m not the only one to have wondered this, of course, but from what I’ve seen no one seems to really know why this decision was made. More interestingly, it doesn’t seem like a whole new spacecraft was just invented for the show; I’m pretty sure the Corvair was based on an existing spacecraft design of the time, the European Space Agency’s Hermes spaceplane. There’s a number of small . Images of Hermes were pretty well known in the late . I remember encountering pictures of it in, I think, a National Geographic? Jack Dominates His Just Widowed Mom - by Melissa Ann Tice - Sixteen year old Jack has been waiting for his terminally ill father to pass away so he can start living. Title: Late Night Workout Vol. 1 Author: Blue Sun Celebs: Ronda Rousey, Ariana Grande Codes: FF, reluc, ncon, con, rough, catfight, feet, oral, strapon, squirt, anal, WS. The Kristen Archives are a free erotic story resource for consenting adults. Please come back often. If you find a broken link, please help us by reporting it. Features a large collection of many genres of fan fiction, also features fan fiction based on character relationships. Either that or one of those copies of Oui I used to find in the woods. The Corvair orbiter design is a dead ringer for the Hermes, right down to the turned- up wingtips and large conical rear section. Even the proposed interior layout of the Hermes seems to match what we see in the episode, though, to be fair, I guess it could also just be a pretty generic cartoon spaceship interior. There’s other contemporary spacecraft designs that could have influenced this as well—Japan’s space agency had the HOPE- X, there was another ESA project called Horus, and the Soviets had some similar- looking craft as part of their Spiral project, but none are quite as close as the Hermes is to the Corvair. Even if I’m almost positive the Corvair Spacecraft was based on the Hermes, that still doesn’t answer why. The. Simpsons decided to show Homer’s first trip to space as taking place in an aborted European spaceplane instead of the Space Shuttles that were so near and dear to American hearts. I don’t think it has anything to do with some inability to convincingly render a regular American Shuttle orbiter—Shuttles as we know them have shown up on The Simpsons a few times since the episode aired, and they were immediately recognizable: In fact, in a recent update to the Simpsons mobile game Tapped Out, they have both the Hermes- like Corvair on the launch pad and a conventional- looking NASA Space Shuttle together: So, I don’t think there were any technical animation- related reasons why the look of the Shuttle was so different. I think maybe the most reasonable answer is that, out of respect to NASA, the Simpsons art directors decided to make something visually different from the actual Space Shuttle, so they could give it a name like Corvair and have it fail in various ways without tarnishing the actual reputation of NASA. Perhaps NASA insisted that it look different? I’ve reached out to NASA to find out, and am attempting to reach out to someone who worked on the Simpsons during this period. If I find out anything definitive, I’ll update, because you have a right to know the truth. As of right now, this is still just a great Simpsonian mystery: the secret endorsement of a little- known European spacecraft design over America’s own Space Shuttles. I’ll keep searching for the truth. UPDATE: Well, hot damn. David Mirkin, the writer of Deep Space Homer (and he created Get A Life, the wonderfully underrated Chris Elliot show) actually tweeted the answer I’ve been desperate to know for over two decades!. Thanks, Mr. Mirkin! I liked your shuttle design, too, even if I’m still pretty sure you cribbed it from the Hermes. The Kristen Archives - Just Incestuous Stories DDad And Daryl's Dick - by Kip Hawk - A man is crazy for his sixteen year old son's cock. But changed when they started to use me in their fun. A horny Allie thinks she is alone for the day, but Daddy and his friend come home and discover her. She can't resist showing off her slutty ways to the both of them. He decides to investigate and teach her what being a slut is all about. This type of nightly ritual went on for sometime, and since she was going through puberty and was enjoying all the new feelings. She vowed this was her and daddy's secrets. Dad designs a special discipline session for Lisa that he hopes will cure her of her compulsive masturbating, once and for all. He is tempted into forbidden lust when surrounded by so many young girls in an isolated area of forest and bush land. His daughter's voluptuous 1. I love my daddy so much so of course I agreed.. Curiosity ensues. Sometimes I even beg him to whip out his big dick and take a leak right on my face. How did I get this perverted, some people may wonder? Well, it all started last year when my father and I went on vacation to the Jersey shore. We shared a room because we didn't have enough money for separate quarters. Old enough and with desires, she pleases Daddy. Now Andi was 1. 2 years old, maturing and she was as beautiful as her wayward mother. Ted hadn't had another woman for two years and desperately needed love. And, Andi was in love with her daddy. His wife would like to have him fulfill his fantasy and the perfect person to do it with is their young daughter. Mom teaches her daughter everything she needs to know to satisfy daddy and finally gets his fantasy. His wife even wants him to give them thier baths. Unexpected things happen and even mother joins them in the tub. I looked at him in surprise as I had been taking care of my own drying for years now, but while I started toweling dry my hair he just watched. He can't help but love his daughter, in more ways than one. In a very unusual and quite pleasurable way. She's now 1. 5 and pregnant with my baby. But to them it's as natural as anything. The one day she believes her search has finally come to an end. When the kids get drunk out of their minds at the wedding reception and end up crashed out up in her bedroom while trying to get in on, dad gets a chance to work out his frustrations. They pretend that she's being taken by a stranger. Well, at least once he decides to do just that, and with his 7. Then after escaping, what happens when she and her daughter are put back into that terrible situation once again. Danny even finds love can take place between mother and son, which is a complete surprise. Marilyn, the children's mother, finally has enough of her sexless husband and even explores inter- racial sex to assist in her life. Mine arose simply because of my sister, and what she did with her birthday present. Mine arose simply because of my sister, and what she did with her birthday present. Then, in succession, stumbles upon (a) brother masturbating to orgasm and (b) brother having sex with their Mom. Then she gets to sample brother and is inspired to try Dad! His fantasy does not involve penetration, but it is highly erotic and forbidden. His pubescent daughter secretly discovers him in torrid masturbation while crying out her name and his fantasy is revealed to her. She spies on him for months. Eventually, she succumbs to her young urges when fate and circumstances throw the opportunity her way. Before long they are enjoying each other's bodies. With her dress now off, Ted just stared at her small, but firm tits with their big cherry- hard nipples. Trembling like a leaf, the wildly aroused youth reached out and grasped the young girl, drawing her deliciously naked body into his arms, covering her thrilling nipples with his hot wet mouth. But it took his girlfriend to bring them out. A touch here.. And she DID do better. Now she's bringing home a report card with all A's and Megan knows EXACTLY what reward she wants this time. Can daddy resist her? When he tries to shock her by exposing himself, she decides it's time he lost his virginity. Then her life got turned upside down and sideways. When Jolynn was drugged and became a star in porn a movie and got a nine year old girl's cherry on her finger tips. The only problem is, her youngest son knows her secret and he proposes a deal where she surrenders her plump ass for his silence. David has been away from home for 6 years at university and working. He is Mom's only child, although she had always wanted a daughter. Mother had given up on hopes for a daughter and David had given up on ever finding the woman of his dreams, a woman as beautiful and alluring as his own mother. So when they're home alone, they experiment together. At first it's just masturbating and seeing each other naked, but then they start wondering: how would Tommy's penis feel inside Debbie's pussy? While writing it, I figured out a way to connect it to Franny's Family. I'm submitting all three chapters at once. At 1. 6 she had developed a voluptuous figure, full- tittied and long legged with a sweet face which began to carry traces of lipstick and make- up and eye- shadow quite suddenly.(Mf, inc, ped) Dee And Jodi - by J Christopher - Two adult sisters enjoy lesbian sex for the first time. Later that day, they're joined by a girlfriend and boyfriend. He is a good looking man, well groomed and drives a nice car. But his mind is anything but nice. His dark perversions may offend some readers when he meets a teenager with a baby so be forewarned. Yet neither of them seemed to mind that the other was unfaithful, in fact they spent as much time fucking each other as they did having it off with their lovers. Then there was my fifteen year old brother Tony, he was three years younger than me and was breaking our parent's hearts, mum was almost crying over him while dad was virtually tearing his hair out. Her winsome ways gave her delight when discovering her body had special places that created sensations that never seemed to end. From what is known, her early life and feelings for sex were inherited from her mother, Misty. Bambi's friends join her in sexual games when they are still preteens or just become teens and many girls find motherhood a part of playing games. In fact, he's a brutal sadistic psychopath, who loves to abuse and humiliate his two step- sons. The scene was posed, staged to make Donna drop laundry. One morning, while they think they are alone in the house, guess what? But Dan's sister discovers their little secret! So she joins in the fun! Given very recent events, a sequel if you like, entitled . Then, in the big game, he gets hurt and she has to take care of him. Now SHE had the power. And she used it to get everything she'd missed out on before. I thought it was kind of weird at first but after a while I began to like it more then I ever though I would. They teach each other a few things about sex, and start a beautiful relationship. Donna has a great personality to go with her great looks. Even my wife likes her. About three months ago, while Bob, the step son, was out of town on business, Donna called about 9: 0. Sit- com of the 1. Jeff Stone is old enough to shave, (almost) so Mary decides to help him into manhood. She's so horny, that she turns to her three sons for a little outdoor fun. The girls decide to have some fun with him. I love my wife because she is such a slut. Her daughter Doris must have gotten her genes because she started fucking at 1. Now she is 3. 2 years old with a little boy, down and out, and I go to bring her home. But who's going to keep her brother in line? She and our cousin Cindy are best friends, and have just discovered an erotic story on the internet, written by me, and it's about them. In the story they end up having sex, first with each other and finally with me. It turns them on, and they decide to turn fantasy into reality for my next birthday. Older brother shows him what it's all about, at least in the jacking off department. Kristens is the only site that this will ever appear. A stand alone recollection that neither of Kylie's sisters have the slightest knowledge of - right up until the present day. It must stay that way! Hooper - Jenna discovers her mom has been doing cyber with a married man. Already traumatized by her parent's recent divorce, she turns to her brother for advice, and possibly something else. Another tale of angst- ridden, sexually- attracted siblings. The shy guy who was only looking for simple date and maybe a long term relationship. But what he got was more than he ever could ever have dreamed. A brother, sister and friend kind a thing. She told me that she enjoys reading all of the stories in your archives. Since she enjoys reading about sex and things like that, I thought I'd surprise her by adding our experiences to your collection. I've changed her name in the story, so as not to create a problem for her. M's Files: Change For The Better - by Rosie, Samantha, and Pamela - A mother takes some time to get close to her son. M's Files: April Fools Joke - by Rosie, Samantha and Pamela - I was playing my computer game when my dad came into my room to ask me for a favor. M's File: My Weekend Away - by Pam, Sam and Roxie - Previously: Nic knew about my brother spending time with Sam and I, and after she found out, we agree to stop sleeping with Pat. Nic forgave us for the affair. That was 3 months ago. As for Pam, she's still fucking her brother. M's Files: Too Gay or not too Gay - by Pamela, Samantha and Rosie - Mother spys on her son when he's looking at a gay magazine on his bed while dildoing himself. When he comes hard, she assumes he's gay. But events prove otherwise. M's Files: Second Chance - by Rosie, Samantha, and Pamela - A 2. Quinn, Medicine Slut - by Val White - A parody on the recently canceled western drama called Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. In this altered version, the whole family (Except Sully) get into the act.
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